Wife

Most dril tweets about Wife tend to indicate that dril has had at least one Wife. Many indicate a possibly abusive relationship with this Wife. ("laying in the car, hiding firom my malicious Wife because im in trouble for buying too many toothpicks to fit into the tooth pick holder")

Tweets from 2012 reference an ex-Wife, and a Tweet from January 2014 ("im the only person on this entire website without a wife and it is just ignorant at this poin t.") seems to indicate that dril is wifeless, while a Tweet in April reveals a plan to divorce his Wife that year, and then a Tweet from June 2014 reads: "i can't post the reason i need a wife from this website by june 30 because that info is private. grow the fuck up. all of u."

The vast majority of dril tweets about Wife are written in the present tense, however, and these occur quite frequently. Perhaps the best way to understand Wife in the dril universe is from these Tweets: "i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you" and, of course "Girls are my wife constantly"